Paper Killer.

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dropeverythinggnow:

Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.

How are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?

can i has coookie?

IS THAT BACON?!

 Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.

Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. Get it together.

Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?

BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR

FORGET THE TORSO!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?

 PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC HYGIENE.

OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.

HEY, COOKIES

 SUSHI MAGNETS!

Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING

DOOR TO NARNIA!!!

BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?

BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP.  THAT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.

BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.

BARBIE. HOW MANY DIFFERENT SECTIONS DO YOU NEED IN YOUR FRIDGE? 

BARBIE. WHO PUTS MILK ON TOP OF THEIR CABINETS? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!

DAYUM BARBIE YOU’RE WORSE THAN TYRONE.

GODDAMNIT BARBIE YOU DON’T MICROWAVE HEADS, YOU LOSE ALL THE FLAVOUR THAT WAY!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

BARBIE, you can´t read the text on the fridge, there is a magnet!

BARBIE, You’re a fucking trip. It seriously took you two knives to cut off those limbs? Really?? REALLY? I could’ve done it with one.

BARBIE! LOOK AT YOU, LEAVING BLOOD ON THE FLOOR! THAT’S A FIRE HAZARD!

(Source: theprettyletdown, via paperchicken)